Holy crap, is Labor Day weekend only one week away? It sure is, and that meanslet's face ityou are never going to get around to seeing all those summer movies you meant to see. In the cases of a lot of movies (The Village comes to mind) that's probably just as well, but don't you feel just a little out of touch around the water cooler when your co-workers know that "The Village" is really just an exhibit of human beings in an alien zoo and you don't?
Thanks to the folks at www.moviepooper.com, now you can can find out the endings of all the movies you never got around to seeing for yourself, including...
(♦♦♦WARNING! WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD! SPOILERS AHEAD!♦♦♦)
...The Sixth Sense (Bruce Willis's character is dead), Soylent Green (made of people), The Alamo (we lose, sort of), Zombie Cop (Kemper is forced to walk the earth as a Zombie Cop), even Friday the 13th Part VII: Jason Takes Manhattan (Jason sees water in a sewer, throws up and turns back into a little boy) (really).
Just don't tell anyone about the alien zoo thing. Why ruin it for them?