Look out, South Carolina sodomitesChrist-crazed zealots are headed your direction. (But come on, who's really going to notice a few more?) They're part of the Christian Exodus, a Web-based group planning to "move of thousands of Christians to South Carolina for the express purpose of re-establishing Godly, constitutional government." The time has come, these folks say, "to re-establish the sovereign nation of South Carolina upon the Christian principles once so predominant in America." Right on. We won't steal any more thunderand there's plenty to go aroundfrom www.christianexodus.org. (But don't forget to become a member so you can join the discussion forum on secession!) We will, however, offer a tip to apostles of the Exodus: Your sovereign Christian nation already exists. It's called Texas.