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U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld apologized on Friday fo' da abuse of Iraqi prisoners by U.S. troops 'n told a congressional committee that tha dude took full responsibility, know what I'm sayin'? "To those Iraqis who wuz mistreated by members of da armed forces, I offer my deepest apology n' shit. It wuz inconsistent wit da values of izzle nation," Rumsfeld be like in testimony before da Senate Armed Services Committee.