Purcell's desk inks three-picture deal
Bill Purcell’s famous front-yard desk, which became more familiar to voters than most candidates for mayor, has parlayed commercial stardom into a three-picture deal with Artisan Entertainment, the hot studio responsible for the groundbreaking shocker The Blair Witch Project.
The popular item of office furniture is already being considered for the lead in the low-budget horror movie The Big Spooky Desk, in which hand-held, shaky camera work makes the title furnishing appear to be eerily moving about a dark room. Studio CEO Mark Curcio said in a statement that Purcell’s desk “has tons of indie cool. It reminds me of a young Keanu Reeves.”
Grand jury indicts Philip’s barber
The Davidson County Grand Jury, after an extensive review of videotape evidence from several televised mayoral debates, has handed down an indictment against candidate Murray Philip’s barber. The candidate’s ominous flattop cut had been the subject of much comment during the campaign.
“It’s an open-and-shut case,” said a source in the D.A.’s office. “That haircut is clear evidence that a crime has been committed. That’s one bad ’do.”
Fulton concedes Blockbuster membership
Former Mayor Richard Fulton has voluntarily pulled out of membership at his local Blockbuster video store. “I’m just not renting as many movies as I used to, and I don’t want to let down the other members of my store by not holding up my average,” he explained.
“Besides,” the former-but-not-future mayor added, “every time I go in there, somebody asks me how I landed that cameo in Happy Gilmore, and I’m just sick of it.”
YEE-HAW! WE GOT MORE GUNS THAN ALL-O'-Y'ALL! YOU CAN'T CUSS THE CAT IN TENNESSEE WITHOUT…
TC, how did a remark about rednecks become a gay thing to you?
Video of the referenced meeting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1421914688&x-yt-cl=84503534&v=FIO2vLW1p_A
Video of Eddie Overholt being arrested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-cl=84503534&x-yt-ts=1421914688&v=TtDF6-_JnNc
No. Abortion and packing the Judiciary top the agenda this year
While I agree with most of Sherri Cole's post, "lifers" DO most certainly see a…