7 a.m.: Wakes up to the sound of his Daewoo clock radio tuned to WLAC-1510 AM.
7:10 a.m.: Takes shower with Tone soap and VO5 shampoo.
7:30 a.m.: Brushes teeth with Aim toothpaste and rinses mouth with Cepacol mouthwash.
7:35 a.m.: Shaves with Barbasol shaving cream and Wilkinson Sword razor.
7:45 a.m.: Enjoys a hot steaming bowl of 3 Minute Brand instant oatmeal.
8 a.m.: Starts up 1991 Plymouth Sundance, drives to work.
8:10 a.m.: Stops off at Cone gas station for a fill-up and newspaper to follow the progress of his beloved Tampa Bay Devil Rays.
10 a.m.: Morning coffee break with a steaming cup of Chase & Sanborn coffee.
10:35 a.m.: Checks in with office on T-Mobile cell phone.
11:56 a.m.: Stops by Hardee’s for a burger and fries; during meal, reads the latest issue of U.S. News & World Report magazine.
2:30 p.m.: Afternoon snack break: Moore’s potato chips and an ice-cold RC Cola.
5 p.m.: Picks up Farah slacks from the cleaners.
6 p.m.: Cuts finger slicing lemon in kitchen; puts on Curad bandage.
7 p.m.: Tunes into the entire Spike TV lineup.
8 p.m.: Enjoys a couple of Sterling Draught beers.
10 p.m.: Sits transfixed by News 2 at 10, followed by Jimmy Kimmel Live.
11:45 p.m.: Crawls into bed between Kmart sheets, reads latest issue of All the Rage while falling asleep.
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