Ladies and gentlemen, thank the Dark Lord because the Laurence Olivier of low-budget films, the Errol Flynn of exploitation, the one and only Mister Sid Haig is here in our fair city! We’re talking about a dude who was not only in Spider Baby — creepy movie or creepiest movie? You decide! — but was in motherfucking Galaxy of Terror, possibly the best of the bad Star Wars/Aliens offshoots of the early ’80s! Not to mention his Royal Haigness was in the women-in-cages classics The Big Doll House and Black Mama, White Mama, and the blaxploitation classics Coffy and Foxy Brown, and those episodes of Electra Woman and Dyna Girl and The Dukes of Hazzard, and ... well, you get it. You probably remember him best as Captain Spaulding, the last great horror villain and central figure in Rob Zombie’s masterwork The Devil’s Rejects, which the Haig will be introducing tonight as part of the Full Moon Tattoo and Horror Convention festivities.