It’s the 30th anniversary of perennial holiday favorite A Christmas Story, and even though you’ll get to see it at least a million times on television throughout the next few weeks, wouldn’t you rather see it presented by our beloved Tennessee Repertory Theatre? Better yet, wouldn’t you rather see it for free? You can reserve as many as four tickets at TPAC’s website (tpac.org) for this will-call only, first-come-first-served event. Get there early if you want a good seat to check out Ralphie’s pink bunny pajamas, or the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window. Go ahead, we double-dog dare you!