When we’re on our deathbed and our great-grandchildren text us the question, “Pappy, what was the greatest moment in your life?” there’s a good chance our reply — via cybernetic voice box and robot hands, of course — will be, “Burning all the hair off of Ralphie May’s arms.” If you’ll recall, May was the cover model for our 2010 Summer Guide — an honor that required May to stand in a kiddie pool while simultaneously roasting weenies over a raging fire. And guess who was squirting the lighter fluid into the crazy conflagration? Us. We were laughing so hard it’s a miracle we didn’t douse the dude completely. And if he can be that funny under fire (ba-dump-CHA!), we know he’s going to rip it up in the less flammable confines of a two-night stand at Nashville’s favorite comedy club.