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FALLOUT is a haunted house shaped like a military aircraft fuselage. What is it doing in this parking lot? Ruining your Christmas, that’s what.

FALLOUT is a haunted house shaped like a military aircraft fuselage. What is it doing in this parking lot? Ruining your Christmas, that’s what. Everyone knows that on Nov. 1 all signs of Halloween disappear and every store puts up its lights and tinsel. Clear the cardboard headstones and skeletons out of your yard, because big inflatable Santas are on sale! Our country’s economic health depends on a merry Christmas, so don’t get sidetracked by anything that might get in the way of your strategic planning sessions for Black Friday shopping. What about Thanksgiving, you say? Get your head in the game. How can you truly focus on what you want for Christmas when you’re busy appreciating what you have? Plus you know those people getting trampled at the doors of the Wal-Mart? Too much tryptophan—gets ’em every time.

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