It’s time for the Public Art caption lightning round: “How about a spot of tea to go with that spot on your lung?” “Let’s see how many ways we can get leaf residue into our bodies.” “The breakfast of ex-champions.” “I’m up to a pack a day…of Crest Whitestrips.” “Oh god, here comes Captain Science. If he starts in with his ‘you shouldn’t mix alkaloids’ lecture again, I’m putting this out on his face.” “Hey, get that tea bag off our Cigarette Chia Pet.” “Then Angela upped the ante on their oral sex symbolism flirtation.” “You say jittery like it’s a bad thing.”
So you got caught having sex in a private dining room at the Belle Meade Country Club during the Hunt Ball. Too bad those horse people weren’t more tolerant of a little good-natured mounting.