You’d like us to write some cynical caption about crummy parents too distracted by their new Sprintz leather ottoman to notice that sweet Susie dropped her shoe while leaving the store. But we won’t let your sarcastic attitude ruin the good feelings we get from this adorable brown-and-pink Mary Jane. Think of the kind soul who picked up the shoe and placed it on the door handle so Dad can find it when he comes looking. Think of Susie on the hip of her mother breaking into a smile once she spies the lost sandal. We love this image and we go to bed knowing all is right in the world thinking of this little shoe and its new home on our bedside table.
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