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Hey, Masons. Nice package on the lions out front of your Sylvan Park lodge. Do we really need to see this?
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Hey, Masons. Nice package on the lions out front of your Sylvan Park lodge. Do we really need to see this? We’re driving the kids to Star Bagel for lunch and your Hakuna Matatas are all up in our face. These things make the dudes in Musica look like eunuchs. Yes, yes, you’re all very masculine fellows, kings of the asphalt jungle. Too bad these statues make you look more like a feline bestiality cult. Time to get back to the more subtle symbols you’ve hidden in our money and paddled into your buttocks. Our all-seeing eye has seen too much.

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