Perhaps we’ve seen one too many high school high jinks films, but isn’t there something a bit disconcerting about a church teen car wash? These kids may well be modestly attired in Jules Verne-style diving tanks and reciting scripture while detailing our rims, but that’s not what the American Pie movies and the commercials for those Girls Gone Wild videos would have us believe. Plus, we should check our owners’ manuals, but we’re pretty sure washing in the blood of the lamb isn’t recommended for our clear coat.
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