Howdy, buckaroos! Do folks outside the Green Hills Kroger laugh every time you have a spirited ride? Well, come on out to the airport and play cowboy with us. The Metropolitan Nashville Airport Authority* is looking for mounted volunteers to patrol its perimeter and keep the grounds clear of bandits and claim-jumpers. Prospective posse members must provide their own cell phones for emergency communication. Tin stars will be available upon request. Pony Express fetishists please apply with the U.S. Postal Service.*The MNAA is an equal opportunity employer and Brokeback-friendly.