Past Winners 

You Are So Nashville If... winners from years gone by.
1989 You think our Parthenon is better because the other one fell apart. —Susan Fenton 1990 Your mayor is married and engaged at the same time. —Maralee Self 1991 You say to the person behind the counter at the Hot Stop, “We really kicked y’all’s ass in that Desert Storm.” —Willie D. Sweet Jr. 1993 Your church congregation is referred to as “the studio audience.” —Sharon Kasserman 1994 You think that the H.O.V. lane is for people with AIDS. —Paul Allen 1995 No winner 1996 You never meant to stay here this long. —Robert Jetton 1997 You’ve checked your flower bed for Janet March. —Terry Robertson 1998 You’re the only one who doesn’t know you’re gay. —Diana Hecht 1999 You dig up your mom. —Rick Hagey 2000 You want to vote Brad Schmitt off the island. —Chad Tribble 2002 Towns you’ve never heard of are going to be hit by a tornado at 6:51, 6:53 and 7:01 p.m. —Rick Hagey 2003 You returned a friendly Southern wave to Adam Dread as he veered across Franklin Pike. —Cindy Parrish 2004 You need a war to sell records. —Joe Scutella 2005 Your governor gives TennCare beneficiaries McDonald’s instead of health care coverage. —Ken Lass

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