With a newly invigorated sense of liberty--in the wake of various 4th of July celebrations--a number of Nashvillians will queue up at the Nashville State Fairgrounds tonight to spend their hard-earned money watching girls in short skirts bite down hard on their mouth guards as they lower their helmets and recklessly skate into one another at a high rate of speed. God bless America! This week's bout features the Nashville Rollergirls Brawl Stars against the Dynamite Dolls from Evansville Indiana's Demolition City Rollergirls. The Dolls are a team of all stars, but rumor has it that the Brawl Stars have stacked the deck with a few ringers of their own. Keep your eyes peeled for Smith N. Wesson, LeeAnn Crimes, Violet Contusion and Chick Liddell.
Sat., July 11, 7 p.m., 2009