The gals who put the "nox" in "vernal equinox" parade their pulchritude once more with aplomb in their latest cavalcade of cleavage! Hosted by that luscious lick of sin on a stick, Miss Lollypop, this surf-themed sex-travaganza will surely have you hanging ten, dude! Lux-O-Matic will air out her attic! Bella DeBall will show you her all! Then catch the gyration that's shakin' the nation as Sadie Twist and her Hoop Troupe sell you the sizzle, the steak and a side of double-D's--D-licious and D-lllllovely! Yowzah! The sand hasn't seen this much action since the fisherman caught Frankie in Annette! Owww! Somebody stop me! And that's not all--just 15 measly smackers gets you all this useful beauty and a performance by the surf-rockin' Lava Men! So put down the Sex Wax and stop rubbin' your board long enough to dig the ocean motion thrashed by the teasing tails of these mammalicious mermaids! The first hit's free!
Fri., April 3, 8 p.m., 2009