Pardon our French, but fucking Hey-Zeus-H-Cristobal-Colon we have been waiting way, way too long for the final season of Lost. For those of us stuck in the same old boring, linear time stream, it's been an unbearable 10 months of pouring over Lostpedia.org, re-watching seasons one through five, re-watching them again in slow motion just in case we missed something and dreaming of the day when we could buy our own donkey-wheel and travel back and forth in time and put an end to the horrible anticipation that has consumed our lives. It's been way, way too long since we've gotten our fix of Jack, Sawyer, Kate and crew, and damn it, we're not taking off our Driveshaft t-shirt until they're back on the air. Of course this is the last season of the show, so we've only got a few months until we return to our sad little lives, but we're going to enjoy this nerdgasm while it lasts.
Tue., Feb. 2, 8 p.m., 2010