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Uh-oh. The comment boxes at the Country Music Hall of Fame have contained a number of complaints from early visitors. Folks have disliked certain exhibits and interactive features of the new downtown site. There even has been negative feedback concerning some gift shop offerings. Docents and other officials had better shape up and do something about the following unpopular items in the new Hall of Fame, at least before Fan Fair arrives.
♦ Chris Gaines’ fake facial hair appliqués
♦ Li’l LeAnn Bitch-and-Whine Doll
♦ Autopsy report detailing the last thing Grandpa Jones had for supper
♦ Collection of Johnny Cash’s empty Visine bottles
♦ Tammy Wynette’s medicine cabinet
♦ The George Jones Gallery of Puke Stains
♦ John Michael Montgomery’s tuning fork
♦ Mel Tillis self-guided tour cassette
♦ Irlene Mandrell
♦ Program from 2001 Academy of Country Music Awards
♦ Kenny Rogers’ racing suit from the movie Six Pack
♦ Dolly Parton back pain simulator
♦ Hall of Crossover Sellouts
♦ Bust of Hargus Marcel, Moe Bandy’s Branson Theater comedy sidekick
♦ Sylvester Stallone’s Rhinestone script
♦ Willie Nelson bandana squeezin’s
— By Jonathan Harwell Jr.
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