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If Al Gore fails to litigate his way to the Oval Office, he’ll be out of a job quicker than you can say “dimpled chad.” Here are some employment suggestions in the event of his loss in the presidential election:

♦ Fact checker for Nashville City Paper

♦ Media strategist for Don Sundquist

♦ David Boies’ legal clerk

♦ Carthage school board member

♦ Member of Teddy Bart’s Roundtable

Tennessean reader editor

♦ Leon County circuit court judge

♦ Disputed ballot counter

♦ Candidate for juvenile court clerk

♦ Deputy mayor

♦ Ethics advisor for the Metro Police Department

♦ Nashville Tech guest lecturer

♦ Francene Cucinello’s replacement

♦ Bong vendor

♦ Vanderbilt football coach

♦ Thermal board chairman

♦ AARP lobbyist

♦ Edgefield neighborhood activist

♦ Bob Frensley car salesman

In Review investor

♦ Whatever job John Seigenthaler has now

♦ Titans cheerleader

♦ Recycling czar for Metro Public Works

♦ Assistant director of the Oasis Center

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