What would happen if kids ran the Scene? Undoubtedly Oompa Loompas would take over the steno pool, and the stories would focus more on issues affecting the K-12 set. Here’s how the headlines might read:
♦ Firestone Recalls 2 Million Faulty Stroller Wheels
♦ Funscape Ball Pit Emptied in Search for Bellevue Girl
♦ Dogs Let Out by Someone: Nation Beseeches, “Who?”
♦ Toddler Sues Over Less Than Happy “Happy Meal”
♦ Matching Outfits Make Antioch Twins “Look Like Dorks”
♦ Mt. Juliet Grandpa Steals Facial Feature, Remarks, “Got Your Nose!”
♦ Tests Confirm Pokemon Cards Laced With Nicotine
♦ Candy From Strangers Found to Be Delicious But Deadly
♦ Oak Ridge Officials Disavow Knowledge of Atomic Wedgie
♦ Tax Debate Heats Up: Sundquist Liar, Pants on Fire
♦ People Starving in Ethiopia: Gallatin Mother Requires Son to Finish Lima Beans
♦ Bush or Gore? There Goes Our Future
♦ Child OD’s on Three Musketeers: Sweet, Sweet Nougat Blamed
♦ Regain Your Swimming Pool pH Balance After Urination
♦ Oh My God! Last Night’s Dawson’s Creek Was So Awesome!
♦ Whoa! Extreme Diggety Heel-Grind Skateboard Like Swag, Dude!
♦ Divorced Parents Provide Two Christmases: What Suckers!
♦ Brentwood Teen Embarrassed by Father’s Attire: Zubazz Sweatpants Confiscated
♦ Purcell on School Lunch Program: “Let Them Eat Paste!”
Jonathan Harwell Jr.
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