Music City euphemisms for death:
♦ Pushing up kudzu
♦ Bought the farm only to have it condemned for the 840 loop, cheap subdivision condos, and mall development
♦ Touring with the Gatlins
♦ Riding the electric barcolounger
♦ Keyed a Camaro at Denim ’n’ Diamonds
♦ Roadie for Jesus
♦ Failed to chart
♦ All “Freak”ed up
♦ In special session
♦ The toast of Branson
♦ Third string for the Kats
♦ Ate and drank but wasn’t wary
♦ Set up shop at Fountain Square
♦ Crushed by his own belt buckle
♦ Retiring on Shoney’s dividends
♦ Inoculated against oxygen
♦ Vaccinated against vitality
♦ Thanks to the state, had all his shots
♦ Masterminded the Chris Gaines album
♦ Piloting the Screamin’ Delta Demon
♦ Runnin’ third behind John Jay
♦ Wearing a gold “V” in the SEC
♦ Relocated to Twitty City
♦ Shopping at H. G. Hill’s
♦ Prime Time dead
♦ Exhumation ready
♦ Especially syphilitic
♦ KDF-ed over
♦ Grandpa Jonesin’
♦ In exceptionally light rotation
♦ Bit the big funnel cake
♦ Covered by TennCare
♦ Dixie stiff
by Jonathan Harwell Jr.
"I used to be terribly relevant. I won scads of awards for being smug and…
The show is coming back. End of story.
The old Nashville Banner column was "Why do the heathen rage" or something like that.
Google the George Strait 60 for 60 campaign. It worked.
Reading comprehension hasn't informed yours, Fool.