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A mentor once told me that the value of a summer job, aside from the Britney Spears/Backstreet Boys-earmarked income it creates, is to discover not what you want to do in life but what you don’t want to do. It’s a little late in the season, but any of the following Nashville J-O-B’s could still serve that purpose well before school resumes.
♦ Gnash Costume Deodorizer
♦ Chief Emmett Turner PR Intern
♦ General Jackson Hurl Swabber
♦ Dolly Parton Wig Wrangler
♦ Metro Water Sewer Spelunker
♦ Fountain Square Leasing Agent
♦ Fort Nashboro Bus Fume Inhaler
♦ Bass Pro Shops Hook and Lure Swallower
♦ Men’s Room Attendant, 12th and Porter Playroom
♦ Sounds Cup Adjuster
♦ Bocephus’ Cabana Boy
♦ Cumberland River Taster
♦ Snowbird Curator
♦ Mayor Purcell Opinion Diviner
♦ Tennessee Rhythm Ticket Scalper
♦ H.G. Hill’s Bengay Applier
♦ OzzFest Infected-Piercing Medic
♦ Downtown Puddle and Odor Identifier
♦ Purity Dairy Expiration Date Tester
♦ Mike Bohan Beard Preener
♦ Nashville Shores Lotion and Sunscreen Girl
♦ Love Circle After Hours Couples Hassler
♦ Brad Schmitt Assistant Celebrity Suck-Up
—Jonathan Harwell Jr.
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