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It is customary for a race horse to be named with its parents in mind to illustrate the Thoroughbred’s desirable lineage. What if the horses in this weekend’s Iroquois Steeplechase were named to reflect the atmosphere of the race proceedings? And down the stretch they come....

♦ Social Climber

♦ Fat Cat

♦ Overserved

♦ Shirtless ’n’ Belligerent

♦ Tailgate Faceplant

♦ Hunt Ball Hangover

♦ Old Money

♦ Blue Blood

♦ Closet Liberal

♦ Peroxide Mane

♦ Embarrass the Wife

♦ Enough With The Nagging

♦ Alimony Honey

♦ Excited By Leather

♦ Overloaded Suspenders

♦ Pastel Vixen

♦ Sockless Ninny

♦ Flamboyant Chapeau

♦ Madras Jackass

♦ Posing Purcell

♦ Illicit Wagering

♦ Specious Entertainment Deduction

♦ Hounds’ Mounds

♦ Tainted Box Lunch

♦ Denied Access

♦ Pounds the Pabst

♦ Chivas, Rocks

♦ Derby Wannabe

♦ What Race?

—Jonathan Harwell Jr.

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