Conservative yapper Michael Gilstrap, the widely ignored head of the Tennessee Family Institute, has joined the Teddy Bart’s Roundtable radio show, astonishing listeners with his vapidity and joining ex-con, ex-politician Tommy Burnett as a host. Who will be next as a Roundtable regular? We offer this list of candidates from the ranks of the marginalized:
♦ Ziggy
♦ The Titans’ secondary
♦ Adam Dread
♦ Don Sundquist
♦ John Rocker
♦ Lawrence Hart
♦ Sam Howardnot the basketball player
♦ Bill Fletcher
♦ Chris Gaines
♦ Regis
♦ Anita Orr
♦ The FOP chaplain seen at the swingers’ club
♦ Tommy Hopper
♦ Francene Cuccinello
♦ Archie Spain
♦ The entire Fair Board
♦ The special teams coach of the Buffalo Bills
♦ Buck Dozier
♦ Kid Rock
♦ Brian Lapps
♦ Lem Lewis
♦ Carrot Top
♦ Puff Daddy
♦ Jimmy Holt
♦ Henry Lyons
♦ Marsha Blackburn
♦ The person responsible for the Christopher Reeve commercial
♦ Ike Turne
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