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Conservative yapper Michael Gilstrap, the widely ignored head of the Tennessee Family Institute, has joined the Teddy Bart’s Roundtable radio show, astonishing listeners with his vapidity and joining ex-con, ex-politician Tommy Burnett as a host. Who will be next as a Roundtable regular? We offer this list of candidates from the ranks of the marginalized:

♦ Ziggy

♦ The Titans’ secondary

♦ Adam Dread

♦ Don Sundquist

♦ John Rocker

♦ Lawrence Hart

♦ Sam Howard—not the basketball player

♦ Bill Fletcher

♦ Chris Gaines

♦ Regis

♦ Anita Orr

♦ The FOP chaplain seen at the swingers’ club

♦ Tommy Hopper

♦ Francene Cuccinello

♦ Archie Spain

♦ The entire Fair Board

♦ The special teams coach of the Buffalo Bills

♦ Buck Dozier

♦ Kid Rock

♦ Brian Lapps

♦ Lem Lewis

♦ Carrot Top

♦ Puff Daddy

♦ Jimmy Holt

♦ Henry Lyons

♦ Marsha Blackburn

♦ The person responsible for the Christopher Reeve commercial

♦ Ike Turne

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