The Super Bowl’s on the way, and it’s party time. Here are some items appropriate and inappropriate for your Super Bowl bash. You figure out which are which.

♦ Comb your hair like Bud Adams contest

♦ Kegs of Zima

♦ Mystery roadkill buffet

♦ Airhorns

♦ Lederhosen

♦ Blue Star Ointment

♦ Dwarf tossing

♦ Any snack cracker in the ”mini“ variety

♦ Live Bud Bowl simulation

♦ The Remote’s in My Pants Game

♦ Chips ’n’ Copenhagen

♦ Puking before halftime

♦ Three-man wave

♦ Scratching below the equator

♦ Six-foot party burrito

♦ Lifetime channel picture-in-picture


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