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Well, the holiday buying season is upon us. Some experts estimate holiday online shopping will top the billion-dollar mark this year, but not if these one-time garage sale items are any indication. Here are some of the least popular items up for bid on eBay. Some assembly required and batteries not included.
♦ Pokémon Condoms
♦ Pet Dirt (Pet Rock’s Li’l Buddy)
♦ Anything signed, “To My Achiest, Breakiest Fan—Love Billy Ray”
♦ Video Series—Jesse Ventura’s Sensual Massage for Lovers
♦ Mystery Bag o’ Traceable Contraband
♦ Keith Richard’s Liver
♦ Tagless, Slightly Played-With Beanie Baby
♦ Four Water-Stained Ceiling Tiles That Kinda Resemble The Beatles
♦ Rock ’Em, Sock ’Em Ken Dolls
♦ Hairpiece Worn by the Guy in the Watson’s Pools Ads
♦ Frozen Linda Tripp Embryos
♦ Broken Ziploc Bag of Thirsty Ticks
♦ Anything knitted by Monica Lewinsky
♦ Evander Holyfield Ear Cartilage
♦ A Gallon of George W. Bush Brand Klean Urine
♦ Tickle Me Reno
