Can you spare a second to listen to our little rant? You can? Great! The War on Drugs is total and utter bullshit. Besides the fact that it’s been, oh, 40 years without one lick of progress, it’s a drain on taxpayer resources and money, and it was fucking Nixon’s idea — what a Dick! It’s also responsible for locking up nonviolent offenders and keeping our prisons full. And don’t even get us started on the prison-industrial-complex and their way-too cozy relationship with our nation’s “tough on crime” lawmakers. But mostly, the War on Drugs has claimed many a friend and associate, including cock-rock parody purveyor “Jeremy Forsythe.” (And ourselves, that one time.) So in this instance, “Jeremy” refers to the member of local future-rockers AutoVaughn — and their alter-ego Lazersnake — who got nabbed by the fuzz, and he’s a righteous bro who needs your support to fight the forces of evil.