Luddites and gerbil-men, burps and squirrels: Cast your eyes upon the corner of 12th Avenue North and Porter Street and witness the most amazing musical showdown since the last time there was some sort of musical showdown on this particular street! In the eastern corner, weighing in with over 15 years experience as the heavyweight drum n bass champion of North America, the one, the only, Dieselboy! In the western corner, most likely dressed as a B-grade robot, the man behind some of the worst musical atrocities in the last decade, the bane of spell checks everywhere, the man, the myth, the festering boil on Billboard's ass cheek, Will.I.Am! Remember to keep your bwaap-wamp-wamp and your boom-pow-pow above the belt and come out swinging. May the best man win. And by best man, we mean Dieselboy.
Fri., Feb. 12, 8 p.m., 2010