Oh, how we love do the Internet! Seriously, those tubes are a laugh a minute. We decided to Google Cashville Money Squad, since we were completely unaware that this town had a money squad or what that money squad might do exactly. Lo and behold, Urban Dictionary lays it down: A group of retarded, mostly fat as shit, HYPERLINK "http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wiggers"wiggers from HYPERLINK "http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nashville"Nashville, TN that dropped out of high school to rap. They rap about how much money they have and their Myspace is all about how much money they got. The funny thing is that they suck, they're retarded, they're hillbilly inbred white trash, and completely broke. The only way they stay dry, warm, and so fat is by combining their welfare checks and stealing their foster parents' HYPERLINK "http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=EBT card"EBT cards. And people thought Nashville Cream was harsh. LOL. Judge for yourself at myspace.com/bigcashville615.
Sat., Aug. 29, 9 p.m., 2009