So you guys use The Face Book right? You know the ads on the side that are usually selling utter bullshit like “Make Your Own Quartz,” “Save U.S. Coal” and Diane Black campaign ads? You know how sometimes, in the course of whatever crack-smoking algorithm keeps suggesting that we can coach marathon runners, there's actually an ad that is not only useful but downright prescient? Well, when we opened up Zuckerberg's typing-monkey factory this morning to check our facts for tonight's show with Chicago house-music master Bryan Jones, and BAM! An ad for Bryan Jones at Mai! A targeted ad that actually hit its target! It freaked us the fuck out, man. Like Facebook was inside our mind, man. But if we're going to be psychically probed by an evil corporation, we would prefer that the soundtrack is Jones-level awesome.