Good grief, they still gotta rock! Honestly, if we had been taking bets back in the day, the safe money would have been on this Bucket City rock outfit dying in some sort of freak van accident with a coterie of midget strippers and a crate-full of stolen bowling balls. This is why we don’t gamble — Murfreesboro’s answer to Tesco Vee and the Meatmen still aren’t dead. Which, ya know, is probably a better thing for us humor-loving rock ’n’ roll rabble than, say, making a few bucks in an office pool. We would have just spent the money on booze anyway, and what would The Boro Bar & Grill be without lovable local institution/neighborhood lunatic Craig Murphy holding down the bar? We assume the whole place would just implode, which would be a whole lot more tragic than the stripper/bowling ball thing.