Well, somebody had to think of it at some point. Scoot Nashville, an organization dedicated to the gathering of scooter enthusiasts across Music City, is putting on its second Blue vs. Grey Rally, which pits the Blue scooters (the North) against the Grey scooters (the South). Yes, folks, this is a Civil War re-enactment of a sort with people riding color-schemed scooters. At long last, the European chic of riding mopeds meets the American pastime of re-enacting stuff. We’re sure the marquee event will be a lot of “vroom-tastic” fun, but those just looking to spend a nice weekend around town can take part in a few scheduled rides and activities, including a trip to Third Man Records. We doubt Jack White will get in on the weekend’s festivities, but we wouldn’t blame him if he did.