What are those sleeves still doing on your denim jacket? Haven’t you heard Black Tusk is coming to town? Quick, get those Slayer patches sewn on (or Motörhead, whatever). Dudes, you’ve got a few days to get that beard started, you clean-shaven ninnies. Ladies, there’s still time to dye your hair black. You see, not only is Black Tusk bringing their crusty, hard-rocking swamp metal/hardcore up from Savannah, Ga., but NOLA sludge-masters Haarp are also bringing their Phil Anselmo-approved, grade-A filth (as demonstrated on the 2010 album The Filth, released on the former Pantera frontman’s Housecore Records). So get out there and prove you can take a pummeling with the best of them. It’s going to be a big night, and you don’t want to look like a poser.