You mean I can guzzle lots of beer, howl along with total strangers, wear an ensemble from Linens N' Shit and gator like a pesticide-crazed hillbilly--without ever having to set foot on Vandy's Frat Row? All this can be yours at The Belcourt's midnight movie this weekend, topped by a bedsheet bacchanalia in honor of Sen. John Blutarsky, D-Day and the kiln accident that tragically claimed the life of Emily Dickinson College co-ed Fawn Leibowitz. If by "Road trip!" you mean a parking lot in Hillsboro Village, then by all means you drive. The movie also shows Saturday night, but only Friday's show will be rocked by the magic incantation: "To-ga! To-ga!" Who says those seven years of college were wasted?
Fri., Sept. 12, 11:59 p.m.; Sat., Sept. 13, 11:59 p.m., 2008