A List
Things overheard (but not broadcast) at last week's 2004 Democratic National Convention:
♦ "Whaddaya know? Tennessee has a Democratic Party!"
♦ "That Barack Obama has some nerve, showing up here after blowing up our World Trade Centers."
♦ "I'm Dick Gephardt, bitch!"
♦ "Is this Sharpton fellow the new Slim-Fast spokesman?"
♦ "Hey, Howard Dean! Gimme an 'AAAAARGH!' "
♦ "Remember, if Michael Moore speaks to you, pretend your cell phone just went off."
♦ "Somebody got a portable TV? I need to switch to the networks and see who got the Extreme Makeover."
♦ "You fool! You left the Kerry girls alone with Clinton!"
♦ "That faint buzzing sound you just heard was Sen. Joe Lieberman."
♦ "Kucinich, Kucinich...Sorry, I don't see your name on the list."
♦ "Who's this John Denver guy running with Kerry?"
♦ "OK, guys. Tequila shot every time you hear, 'Mekong Delta.' "
♦ "Is it too late to vote for that skinny guy with the funny name?"
♦ "The only one here with a bigger penis than Kerry is Hillary Clinton."
♦ "I see dead people."
