With this week's annual "You Are So Nashville If..." contest taking up most of the space in the paper, we thought we'd exploit the contest some moreand do a little self-depracating navel gazing too. To wit, You Are So Nashville Scene If...
♦ You've complained about the print size.
♦ You and 60 other guys are in Lambchop.
♦ You won't shut up about the Belcourt.
♦ You get enough of the Jack Silverman Ordeal during business hours.
♦ You tried to find that rap story blurbed on the cover.
♦ You've lost something on Jim Ridley's desk.
♦ Your publisher has better things to do.
♦ Your humiliation is seen by thousands of people each week before Movies in the Park.
♦ You're proud to be part of the Village Voice Media team!
♦ You already miss Albie.
♦ Nashville drivers run red lights while they talk on their cell phones, then keep on driving past the Douglas Corner intersection. (This really happened.)
♦ You have your AARP card.