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Williamson County principal Doug Crosier and his wife recently made headlines when an airport screener found two joints inside a cigarette box in their luggage. Every kid who ever sweated a locker search—or really, anyone who's ever been to a Scene Christmas party—could sympathize when Crosier and his wife denied the weed was theirs. Some likely explanations:
♦ Squirrels.
♦ Sounds like the work of the Cheech Liberation Army.
♦ The Man's just trying to keep Williamson County down.
♦ They thought they were buying ordinary oregano cigarettes.
♦ The Crosiers planned to visit a Turkish prison.
♦ They flew first class on Soul Plane.
♦ Hey, look, Shania Twain! (runs)
♦ An insidious new strain of self-rolling "stealth marijuana."
♦ All bags were packed in their presence, except their luggage.
♦ They accidentally picked up the cigarette pack instead of their nuclear detonator.
♦ No, man, Dave's not here.
♦ Somewhere over Austin, Willie Nelson opened his suitcase to find a ninth-grade algebra primer.
