In his latest hit, “Little Moments,” country crooner Brad Paisley sings about the little things his wife does that annoy him, including burning his birthday cake, crashing his truck and falling asleep on his arm. Ever the gentleman, Paisley discreetly chose not to include other aspects of his relationship that bug the hell out of him:
♦ Her antlers.
♦ Eating lasagna with her fingers.
♦ She refers to him in moments of passion as “Kenny.”
♦ She salivates at the thought of Toby Keith’s ass.
♦ Interrupting his football game with shrieks of labor-induced pain.
♦ She told him he could be the next Billy Gilman.
♦ She calls The Passion of the Christ a “chick flick.”
♦ Making him feel guilty when she remembers their anniversary.
♦ She agrees with William Shatner’s assessment of her husband’s singing.
♦ She sometimes forgets to flush her “weapons of mass destruction.”
♦ She flinches when he smacks her.
♦ She invited Lorrie and Sammy over for Twister.
♦ She said Charlie Robison was right.
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