After a well-publicized bout of feuding, legal disputes and allegations of physical violence last year, country singers Lorrie Morgan and Sammy Kershaw have been spotted together again in public. (Even The Tennessean breathlessly reported a sighting at the Hendersonville Publix!) We were hoping Morgan’s scheduled appearance last Friday on 20/20 would clear things up, but instead the show’s accuracy-impaired jackass John Stossel hogged the whole hour. That leaves us to speculate why the pair are again sharing company:
♦ Hey, man, it’s double coupons!
♦ She couldn’t hear “Vidalia” without crying.
♦ He couldn’t hear “Watch Me” without laughing.
♦ A third-rate romance is better than none at all.
♦ When Lorrie asked Sammy what part of “no” he didn’t understand, he confessed that he doesn’t understand lots of things.
♦ He knew where she left her keys.
♦ Morgan needed expert codebreaker Kershaw to decipher Wilma Kaye’s top-secret hot-chicken recipe.
♦ Love may come and go, but joint-filing deductions are forever.
♦ Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez were getting all the break-up attention.
♦ Troy Aikman didn’t return her calls.
♦ And Fred’s happily married.
♦ Their belief in the sanctity of marriage was rekindled by Britney Spears.
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