This week, The Learning Channel mercifully postponed True Stories From the Morgue, a grisly reality show that has featured Dr. Bruce Levy, the Davidson County medical examiner, conducting autopsies. When relatives of the victims recently got wind of the show, they, and just about everybody else, were outraged that Levy would allow cameras to film the procedures. The shameless Levy, however, is undaunted, and is now considering drafting several proposals for television shows and movie and book deals:
♦ Bruce Almighty
♦ Temptation Morgue
♦ My Big Fat Greek Autopsy
♦ Chicken Soup for the Pathologist’s Soul
♦ CSI: Nashville
♦ Everybody loves Levy
♦ You’ll Never Eat Lunch in This Morgue Again
♦ Dead People Say the Darndest Things
♦ (Not Quite) Six Feet Under
♦ The One-Minute Pathologist
I know, but, dammit, I just cannot allow bullshit to go uncalled out, you know?…
Oh lord Angl, here comes a wine soaked, three hundred word rebuttal quoting her own…
There are lies, damned lies and statistics. Polls are on another level entirely!
"Anyone can walk up to the door here and claim persecution and get in. "…
And Perry, technically Loskarn is under investigation, not yet convicted.