Last week, a Nashville TV station reported that people were claiming to see the face of Jesus in a Hendersonville high school yearbook photo. (No, folks, we couldn’t make this up if we tried.) At first, the Scene’s godless liberal staff scoffed at the idea, but now similar sightings are being reported all over the city. A partial list:
♦ In the Waffle House’s new hash brown entrée, “Scattered, Smothered and Anointed.”
♦ In the blobby red patterns on StormTracker 2000.
♦ On the Scene’s “Summer Guide” cover, in Drew Bennett’s armpit hair.
♦ In a can of Hormel Treet.
♦ In a mysterious light phenomenon caused by Porter Wagoner’s rhinestones.
♦ Behind the counter, almost every day at Tower Records.
♦ In the rearranged Metro Council seating chart.
♦ In Gerry House’s beard.
♦ On posters for a concert at AmSouth Amphitheatre. No, wait, that’s Ted Nugent.
♦ In the exact circle of turf where the Music City Miracle occurred.
♦ In the greasy popcorn residue at Bruce Almighty.
♦ In Demetria Kalodimos’ hair.
♦ On Music Rowoops, our mistake, Travis Tritt.
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