Georgia Tech whipped the Vanderbilt Commodores 45-3 last weekend. This just in: It could be a very long season ahead for Vandy fans. Here are some ways to cope:
♦ How about this cheer when the team falls behind against Middle Tennessee State University: “That’s alright. That’s OK. You’re going to work for us some day.”
♦ Focus on the new uniforms. Compare and contrast them with the seven others you’ve seen over the last eight years.
♦ Haven’t you ever wanted to stay at the tailgate party? This may be the perfect year to linger behind.
♦ Rather than get all worried about it, just let Gordon Gee figure out the mess. He seems like a smart guy.
♦ Give TSU football a shot. The music rocks.
♦ Midway through the third quarter, when it starts getting really hopeless, go back to the slogan they developed three slogans ago: “No Moral Victories.” Ask yourself what that really means.
♦ See if you can answer this question: Where are Steve Sloane, Watson Brown, Gerry DiNardo and Woody Widenhofer today?
♦ Which former Vanderbilt football coachwho lasted for only one yeardid we neglect to mention in the previous question?
♦ Get ripped before the game.
♦ Do not boo, but express your displeasure with a handwritten note on personal stationery.
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