How do you get a clown name? Well, I can choose any name I want, but I choose Stumpo because I'm tall and good lookin'.
Are you a professional clown? I'm a Shriner clown. We go to makeup school as part of the Shriner clown school and then go out and try to help in the community. The Shriners have burn centers and pediatric hospitals, and we help kids who have birth defects and other problems through no fault of their own. I just love kids.
What brings you the most joy? Seeing smiles on the faces of all these kids. That's probably the most important part of the whole thing.
Who spends more money on makeup every yearyou or your wife? Well, hers is pretty expensive, but so is ours.
Do you share? Oh no, she'd be Miss Clown if she used my makeup.