A Face in the Crowd 

JEFF CROWSON, sidewalk entrepreneur/Predators fan

I take it you're a huge Preds fan? Oh yeah, I'm a season ticket holder.

How many of these license plates have you sold today? Well, I started with about 250 and probably got about a hundred left. Business is brisk.

Who's your favorite player? Scott Walker. He's a forward.

What have you got for all the Red Wings fans today? I got a lot of loud, proud Predators fans here to back me up! (Fans screaming in the background.) We gotta just do it today.

Speaking of doing it, what's your favorite sexual position? Any, any, any I can get!


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