http://www.nashvillescene.com/nashville/so-nashville-if-this-years-winner-the-contenders-a-yasni-wave-of-relief-the-weirdies/Content?oid=1656374 Comments On: YOU ARE SO NASHVILLE IF... en-us Copyright 2013 Nashville Scene. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, Nashville Scene readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact Nashville Scene. wil@desert.net (Nashville Scene Webmaster) Sat, 25 May 2013 00:00:01 -0500 Sat, 25 May 2013 08:45:00 -0500 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Posted by zpb52]]> Mon, 30 Aug 2010 23:25:47 -0500 Nashville Scene Daniel Sheppard

You have never been, but absolutely despise and are deathly sick of hearing about Maitini Mondays.
Posted by shep]]> Thu, 19 Aug 2010 06:06:33 -0500 Nashville Scene
Even if the voting is done without names of submitters known, I DO think there should be a rule that a maximum of, say, 5 submissions per person will be published.
Posted by JA]]> Tue, 20 Jul 2010 16:49:39 -0500 Nashville Scene
(Stop making excuses whiney losers!)
Posted by so what]]> Fri, 16 Jul 2010 09:17:34 -0500 Nashville Scene
Since it was after business hours and I had no committee of insiders to alert, I emailed the entries to the "editor" (since the rules specified not to post them in the next logical place online) while I used the "Pith" site to explain my dilemma, ask that the my entries be counted and suggest that skeptics who might otherwise wonder if I met the submissions deadline look at the time-date stamp.

As Hoyt Axton might have observed, I worked my fingers to the bone and what did I get? Bony fingers.

Oh, well.
Posted by Stacy Harris]]> Thu, 15 Jul 2010 20:39:41 -0500 Nashville Scene Posted by elizzmo]]> Thu, 15 Jul 2010 20:24:02 -0500 Nashville Scene Posted by Lesley Eats]]> Thu, 15 Jul 2010 19:13:16 -0500 Nashville Scene Posted by randysmith1008@gmail.com]]> Thu, 15 Jul 2010 17:01:50 -0500 Nashville Scene
...you pick up single women at church and single men at gay clubs.

...you enjoy generic Americanized Mexican restaurants, as long as the employees are documented and speak English, and the establishments allow you to bring your guns inside.

...you complain about "socialism," "Marxism," "communism," and "big government," while waiting for your Medicare check, your Medicaid check, your FEMA check, or all of the above, to be delivered by the USPS, via roads paid for and paved by Uncle Sam.

Maybe next year I'll sign my name as "Meredith Hunter," "Ilissa Gold," or "Zack Bennett," - at least it statistically stands a chance of getting published... and yes, I AM a sore loser! (of course, no offense to the aforementioned persons)
Posted by Rob Berry]]> Thu, 15 Jul 2010 16:44:43 -0500 Nashville Scene Posted by Mark P.]]> Thu, 15 Jul 2010 16:07:06 -0500 Nashville Scene Posted by Mark P.]]> Thu, 15 Jul 2010 16:05:54 -0500 Nashville Scene and the reference to AJ's home:
You sold your house for 28 million dollars and still lost money on it.
Posted by FunniesAreBest]]> Thu, 15 Jul 2010 16:04:41 -0500 Nashville Scene Adam Dread"

This is HILARIOUS considering that just a few years ago Adam Dread drunkenly jumped his car over a culvert and smacked into my neighbor's fence launching 2 of the rails through the front windows of my house on Woodmont Blvd. I believe he made the cover of The Scene for that year's YASNI edition as a result. Awesome!
Posted by Mark P.]]> Thu, 15 Jul 2010 15:48:54 -0500 Nashville Scene Posted by mama876544321]]> Thu, 15 Jul 2010 15:41:20 -0500 Nashville Scene Posted by NancyO]]> Thu, 15 Jul 2010 15:40:23 -0500 Nashville Scene Posted by Captain T]]> Thu, 15 Jul 2010 14:18:38 -0500 Nashville Scene Posted by prestodan]]> Thu, 15 Jul 2010 12:55:38 -0500 Nashville Scene
The winner should have been:

"An usher at the Ryman has threatened your life for taking a picture."

Funny and TRUTH.
Posted by volcat0197]]> Thu, 15 Jul 2010 10:24:30 -0500 Nashville Scene Posted by BenGemmulle]]> Thu, 15 Jul 2010 09:37:31 -0500 Nashville Scene