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      <![CDATA[After a long first day at work, this new college grad realizes just how green he really is.
        
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      <![CDATA[This gentleman had one too many at the Salad Bar.
        
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      <![CDATA[I would be depressed too if I was the child of Swamp Thing and Horseshack from Welcome Back Kotter.
        
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      <![CDATA[Mistaking the meaning of "foodie" as something akin to "furry", Jake ponders his humiliating introduction to online dating.
        
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      <![CDATA[Taking a break on the set of I Like it Raw, an adult film aimed at the growing vegan market.
        
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      <![CDATA[The Research and Development team behind "The Green Giant" didn't know what they got themselves into when they began planning for the "ultimate hybrid."
        
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      <![CDATA[A drunk and dejected Veggieman reconsiders his vocation after another night of scorn at the local superhero watering hole.
        
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      <![CDATA["Honey, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to 'toss my salad'."
        
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      <![CDATA[hahahahahahaha ben!
        
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      <![CDATA[Though the people admired him for his wholesomeness and envied the essential vitamins girding his loins, in his heart lay an ever-waxing desire, growing to an obsession burning deep inside, adding weight to shoulders already so heavy laden with loneliness and red cabbage: "I JUST WANT SOME F#@$ING BACON!"
        
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      <![CDATA[wild Cow was so bad I did this to myself.
        
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      <![CDATA[Hanging out with your five year old's imaginary friends is pretty cool, but smoking weed with them is like a seven on the Richter scale of bad vibes.
        
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      <![CDATA[the turnip truck has really let itself go...
        
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      <![CDATA[THAT'S WHERE MY 2 FOOT LONG HEATED CUCUMBER WENT!!!!!! i can take down the sign, at the corner of 14th and woodland?
        
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      <![CDATA[great. now the church street is allowing the vegetables?
        
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      <![CDATA[Lettuce all admit that we enjoying vegging out on the futon from time to time.
        
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      <![CDATA[Redefining "Dingleberries"
        
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      <![CDATA[the president of PETA
        
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      <![CDATA[When doctors told Lenny's parents he'd be a vegetable for the rest of his life, they later came to *wish* the doctors meant "brain dead".
        
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