"...and I'll be the first Unicorn with a food blog."
If our insurance won't cover the removal I know a guy that says he can cut it off for 100 bucks, I mean I haven't been able to wear anything but a top hat for 7 years. And I hear everyone calling me Unicorn Lincoln behind me back.
Oh sure, take all the freaking sporks, I'll just eat with my snout.
"Wait a minute...is that...is that Sea Biscuit over there? Dude, I'm pretty sure that's...HEY SEA BISCUIT!"
Bill stares off vacantly, wondering where it all went wrong. He once galloped on rainbows, now he is a partial owner of a food truck.
Human from the neck down, why do you ask?
I told you, I'm not going back to the carousel until after I eat.
All Comments »
The SouthComm Set
Medical News Papers |
All contents © 1995-2015
City Press LLC, 210 12th Ave. S., Ste. 100, Nashville, TN 37203. (615) 244-7989.
All rights reserved. No part of this service may be reproduced in any form without the express written permission of City Press LLC,
except that an individual may download and/or forward articles via email to a reasonable number of recipients for personal, non-commercial purposes.
Powered by Foundation