Raptor Jesus
"Can we NOT play Jurassic Park today?"
"Hey now, enough with the brotherly love."
"Holy sh*t. This is what's at the end of a rainbow!?"
"Then I said, 'Jesus if you don't'....uh, he's standing right behind me isn't he?"
"Are the dinosaurs too much? Please, stop me if I'm getting carried away here."
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And on the 8th day Jesus said, "Fuck off, Darwin."