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In honor of all religions, I offer this prayer.
O Great and Mysterious Oz! Whose name causes munchkins to tremble, Lollipop Guilds to sing, and the Good Witch Glenda to float in a bubble, we tremble before thy Wizardly Ways.
Guide us along the path of the Yellow-Brick Road to the Emerald City where thou dwelleth behind the curtain, pulling the levers that reveal thy scary face so we might lose all reason and worship thee.
In thy powerful hoodwinkery, we abandon all common sense and ask thou find us worthy of existence through thy weird and confusing shenanigans.
We beseech thee to protect us from the Wicked Witch of the West and deliver us from Flying Monkeys for thy sake.
We pray thou Eminence provide us with great buckets of water so we might melt thine enemies.
If we should rise above your continuing jealousy, give us a humorous heart to laugh at thy follies, courage to speak the truth about thy falsities, and brains to reason that thou art a fairy tale.
Merciful Oz, when we take the big balloon into the sky, may we go back to Kansas, look upon the heavenly visage of Auntie Em, and play forever with Toto.
In the name of Frank Baum, we humbly say,
There’s no place like home.
If only all religions would abandon their false gods and accept mine. Otherwise, I might have to kill them.
David Fowler- He's Not Blind, but He Does Need Glasses!
David Fowler took $10,000.00 in Tennessee Taxpayer money to study pornography.
"Little" David Fowler. Think about him -- 'cause he's thinking about you (in a creepy way).
Watch for Ayatollah David at a bedroom window near you--God's own Peeping Tom.
Remember last year during the governor's primary when Wacky-Zach Wamp complained that Haslam had used a photograph that made Wacky-Zach look like a rabid "Middle East" terrorist (well, WZ is rabid)?
If the "law" had been in force then old Wacky-Zach could have had Uncle "Blue-Blood Billy" H. arrested.
Please arrest someone soon, Uncle Billy—we need another Scopes trial to embarrass Free Speech and Free Thought in Tennessee.
Another self-serving tale that rivals the fiction of a Harry Potter story.
At least he left Tennessee. Count your blessings where they fall.
Unfortunately, Chattanooga is full of politicians I wish were in New York. We in the process of recalling Mayor Littlefield for his corruption. He's the chosen ruler of ex-State Senator Ward Crutchfield, another dancer from the Tennessee Waltz scandal.
If Nashville gets a bus load to send to New York, we'll give you gas money if you'll take our current crop of miscreants.
As to straight marriage, gay marriage, polygamy, polyandry, group marriage, or any other form of voluntary association, it's none of my business. I don't care. It's also none of the government's business.
I am opposed to any government decree that would legitimize one form of voluntary association over another. What right has the State to get its nose in private matters between consenting adults?
The State that can tell you who you can or cannot voluntarily associate with is a State that will dictate what you must or must not do. That's the inherent problem of all governments.
For a libertarian approach to "marriage" and other restrictions of government, here is a great read and that can be saved to your computer. Read at your own risk as it may change your opinions so the scared, timid, religious fanatics, and bleaters (sheep supported by government) may faint from fear.
"Bourbon for Breakfast" — Jeffrey Tucker, Chapter 45, page 209
Enjoy the book.
Is it true he's another love child via John Edwards?
Wamp’s Big Finale
(Sung to the tune Red River Valley)
From this Congress you’ve been told you are leaving,
No more lies and deceit will we take.
You went up to the Capitol as a straight man,
But came back, bent and crooked as a snake.
Come and sit by my side and start whining,
How the world is against your right stand.
That you’re God’s chosen one in “The Family”
And how Lucifer is now in command.
Now I know that you think God is crying
That He must be upset you didn’t win.
But I’m sure He’ll get over it tomorrow
As the stream of His wackos never end.
So the Aussies and Saudis they want you
For the favors and funds that you’ve shared.
Just remember that we’ll all be a-watching
Seeing who hires the ethically impaired.
So goodbye and good riddance from the people
Who decided that you had to go.
But your actions will live in our memories
Of little tyrants who love their status quo.
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